I officially ship Megstiel and the fact that it is basically canon makes me happy.


I would date (rape) you.

My friend recently changed her phone number and she called me continuing a joke we had made earlier in the day.

Her: I would date rape you
Me: What is going on? Who is this?
Her: That is the whole point of the drug, right? You don’t remember me.

I hung up and began to freak out.